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THE FART MUFFLER (FM-1000)
THE FART MUFFLER (FM-1000)
Now you can catch them off guard and deliver your weapons of ass destruction in a silent but deadly manner.
The FM-1000 Fart Mufflers are designed to muffle your farts, preventing the unsuspecting from taking counter measures such as escaping your gaseous fumes and avoiding that one deadly whiff.
(One Size Fits All)
Flatulators of all ages and sizes can use the FM-1000. It's unique design allows one size to fit all. Application instructions and methods of attack are included.
NOTE: If you have hemorrhoids please consult your doctor before use.
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FM-1000 Is Your Personal
Bio Hazard Delivery Device
Bio Hazard Delivery Device
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This novelty gag item comes complete with hilarious instructions and will make anyone with a good sense of humor laugh ( a great gift for that flatulent person in your life ).
Warning: Do not insert muffler into you anus. The Fm-1000 is a Gag Novelty Item and is not intended for practical use.
Get yours today for FREE
LG Enterprise
Beaverton, Oregon 97005-1354
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ZOGO PRESENTS
The Wisecrack Fart Contest
and Comedy Show
The Wise Crack Fart Contest and Comedy Show. Wise Crack is a 2 -3 person show
that involves the audience and a winner takes the pot, prize contest,
Sponsored by: FM-1000 (Fart Muffler) LG Enterprise.
Please take a moment to to view my web site blog. http://fm-1000.blogspot.com/Lorenzo Gonzales,
LG Enterprise
Beaverton, Oregon
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The FM-1000 is Eco friendly, safe and constructed of 100% natural materials.
Disposable